Showing posts with label ya and middle grade. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ya and middle grade. Show all posts

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Don't Destroy Cultural Artifacts. Contextualize. - Round II

Or: Dr. Seuss and the Hygiene Hypothesis.

I know I'm late to the party when it comes to commenting upon the Dr. Seuss brouhaha. Forgive me, but it took me this long to track down some of the forbidden books so that I might revisit the so-called "offensive content" - and its context - for myself. Unlike The Very Smart Set, I'm not inclined to follow, sheep-like, whenever the clerisy declare that some popular American writer or artist is "problematic." No: our blue check twits are currently encouraging a moral panic that outpaces the Red Scare in its cultural destructiveness -- and its detachment from anything resembling reality. I'm not going believe that the books that taught my brother and me how to read are racist simply on these commentators' say-so.

So I read four of those books again (I couldn't find the other two): McElligot's Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street, and Scrambled Eggs Super. My conclusion? Some of the content would never pass muster today because it's dated at best and - yes, in a few cases - racist at worst. If I Ran the Zoo is the biggest offender on this score (for relative values of "big"). But in none of these books - not even Zoo - were the questionable bits so omnipresent that they completely overshadowed the benign elements of the text in which they were embedded. In fact, in three out of the four books, I could only find one page that featured words or art that would offend the politically correct. Why pull a book out of print for one controversial page out of 20-30? Why not simply add an introductory disclaimer (if you absolutely must)?

And yes, before some Very Smart Person says it, I know this was the choice of the Seuss estate, I know they have the right not to publish certain works if they choose, blah blah blah. It's still overkill driven by a craven and eminently critique-worthy fear of sociopathic bullies -- and I think it's only going to do more damage in the long run to the people our censors say they're trying to protect. According to the hygiene hypothesis, asthma, allergies, and autoimmune conditions may be more common in the developed world because, given our public sanitation and almost obsessive personal cleanliness, we no longer train our developing, antifragile immune systems to fire on the right targets. Similarly, purging our cultural space of anything deemed offensive seems to be making people more upset and uncomfortable, not less. Granted, some SJW's claim to be traumatized by, say, simple mentions of the n-word because they know the victim card confers the power to intimidate -- but I also think the younger folks who've been swept up in this are dead serious. Because they have not been taught how to confront less egregious instantiations of cultural insensitivity in a measured, confident way, they sincerely process every such "microaggression" as a Thanos-level threat. This is not good for them; it locks them into a state of permanent anxiety that prevents real empowerment and productive activity. Better, I think, to allow kids to encounter the questionable in the relatively safe context of old picture books than to bubble them up and deny them the chance to build their resilience.

"That's easy for you to say, RG." Is it, though? Do you think I've never had the experience of being the only X in the room? Because I have bad news for you: as a conservative-leaning Catholic Christian, I get "hit" all the time in fannish spaces - and in many of the books and comics I read - with casual, unthinking misconceptions about my political and religious beliefs. Do I complain about it? Yes. Do I wish writers and my fellow fans would actually do some research instead of embracing cheap stereotypes? Of course. Does the "hitting" inspire me to lift up people and works that actually get my worldview right? You bet. But I while I hope that fandom one day learns to respect the conservative minority in its midst and will continue to write posts that challenge fandom's endemic bigotry, I will never ask that any book that contains a problematic representation of conservatives and/or Christians be pulped for the sake of my feelings because, over time, I've learned to attribute such nonsense to ignorance -- and I've learned not to take them as intentional, malicious attacks on me as an individual. (At least, not without very good evidence.)

What's more, I have a couple intellectual questions about the assumptions beneath these censorship efforts that I think deserve real answers. First, have we actually demonstrated that pop culture has a significant impact on our behavior or beliefs? Or is this something we merely assume because it appeals to our common sense? Do our books/movies/television shows/etc. actually shape us as a people, or do they merely reflect a cultural reality that already exists? I don't think this is an idle line of inquiry. After all, I've been told repeatedly that there's no reliable evidence that violent video games lead to increased aggression in children. And those historical figures who've launched campaigns warning the world about the corrupting influence of novels/games/comic books/etc. are - in fandom at least - universal targets of ridicule. So what's the logic here? How can pop culture make us racist -- yet not make us violent, antisocial, or sexually promiscuous?

Secondly, how exactly does a drawing of a Chinese man wearing a conical hat and eating with chopsticks cause harm? What is the mechanism? And is this result truly inevitable? Traditionally, many Chinese did wear conical hats -- and even today, many Chinese do eat with chopsticks. What's the harm in observing something that, in certain times and places, is trueMere acknowledgement of cultural differences in dress and eating style need not lead to disparagement of those differences (fortunately for any school that's held a multicultural fair). It certainly didn't in the context of And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street. The boy in said book added the Chinese man because he thought such a person was more interesting than one of his American neighbors. "Orientalism!" cry the activists. "It's objectifying the so-called 'exotic'!" Or, if you would permit me to blow your minds, maybe this depicts a spark of child-like curiosity that could be fanned into a fire of genuine cultural appreciation and - just maybe - friendship and peace. Yes, the visual shorthand in that Mulberry Street illustration would not be used by an artist in current year -- but a child growing up today is not going to look upon such a picture and conclude that the Chinese are rightful targets of prejudice unless he is told by idiot adults that this is what the picture means by default. Or, to put it another way: we as teachers, parents and mentors can, through careful guidance, absolutely change how the young folks in our charge interpret a book like Mulberry Street and thereby squelch any bigotry before it takes root. The Wokerati seem to regard pictures and words as magic charms that instantly re-wire our brains at the moment we encounter them, but that's not what happens at all. Top-down processing exists -- and it can be molded.  

Ultimately, am I saying suck it up and deal? When it comes to openly prejudicial actions perpetrated with malice aforethought, no. When it comes to lingering inequalities that should be tackled with smart public policy, no. But when it comes to art? Yes, especially if you have to pull out an electron microscope (or take a class in critical theory) to see what's offensive -- or if you have to yank the troubling thing out of its exculpatory context in order to argue that it's beyond the pale. By all means, do what I do and - within reason - argue for more accuracy and more sensitivity in our current books.  But it's crossing a bright line to say, for instance, that a historical work like McElligot's Pool deserves to be unpublished because on one page, the point-of-view character imagines a school of "Eskimo fish." No, we don't use the word "Eskimo" anymore. Yes, we now perceive it as derogatory. But lots of innocent people didn't see it that way at mid-century. All a teacher or a parent need do is point out that we don't use that word anymore because we wish to respect the Inuit people -- and then move on to enjoying the beautifully illustrated story about a boy with a sense of wonder who doesn't judge a pond by its outward appearance.


And ICYMI, here's the second stream in my dystopian fiction series. Here, we discuss The Giver and its relationship to the worship of perfect order, the rise of safetyism, the tension between rationalism and romanticism, and many other topics!

Friday, December 4, 2020

The "Marvel Adventures" Line Has Given Me Joy

Allow me to share that delight with you!

Last fall, I recommended a bunch of all-ages comics from the 2008 "Marvel Adventures" line that, to my mind, were absolute precious gems in a sea of heartache and dreck. Today, I'd like to reiterate that endorsement. Why? Because this week, I read the first five issues of the Marvel Adventures: Super Heroes run just for the hell of it, and I honestly feel like these books have cleansed my soul.

(Cut because this gets image heavy.)

Friday, November 13, 2020

Two Recommendations & Iron Man #3

Recommendations:

Kamen America, Vol. 2, Timothy Lim, Mark Pellegrini

Carly Vanders has a problem: she's now a superhero, but no one seems to appreciate her -- or even notice that she exists. And if she's perfectly honest with herself, that really sticks in her craw. But does the recognition of adoring crowds actually matter? Or is Carly allowing her envy of an old childhood rival to cloud her view?



Like everything else produced by this artist/writer team, the second volume of Kamen America features bright, adorable manga-inspired art and an entertaining story driven by a powerful - and sadly rare - moral sensibility. Specifically, Lim and Pellegrini take direct aim at the unearned emotional validation and "yass-queen-slay!" cheerleading that is sadly epidemic in mainstream comics featuring female heroes, electing instead to keep their leading lady humble and focused on doing good for its own sake. The result: a book that's a breath of fresh air in a genre otherwise weighed down by tiresome narcissism and political correctness. 

The Kickstarter campaign for Kamen America 2 has already ended, sadly, but I've linked to the pre-campaign page for their Indiegogo for anyone who missed the first pass. Do pick this up if you can; I give it my highest recommendation.

The Archer's Cup, S.D. Smith

This is another addition to Smith's middle-grade Green Ember universe, which I have praised on this blog on multiple occasions for its able storytelling, depth of characterization, and strong themes. Here, Smith follows Emma and archer Jo Shanks as they attempt to recruit Blackstone Citadel to join the fight against the Preylords -- and incidentally stumble into a mystery that's tearing the secret citadel apart. Said mystery is pretty simple - I figured it out quite early on - but Smith's young audience should enjoy it regardless. And the message here - that love is not a passion but an act of an honorable will - is remarkably wise and necessary in a world that elevates lust and shallow sentiment over sacrifice and virtue. A good choice for a read-aloud!



Iron Man #3

Gird your loins! It's New Iron Man Day.


So what do I think of this particular issue? Uh. Well. The art remains top-notch (and is the reason why I'm buying these at this point), and the story does dial back somewhat on the obnoxiously overt political commentary, so -- that's a marginal improvement, I guess? On the whole, though, it still isn't what I'm looking for. It still feels like Cantwell, at best, only partially groks Tony on a fundamental level.

Friday, October 23, 2020

More Reviews!

Marymae and the Nightmare Man, A.M. Freeman (Author), Jeslyn Kate (Illustrator)

This book strongly evokes the silly stories my brother and I used make up as bored little kids. Pirates? Dinosaurs? Chainsaw battles? A heroine who, upon confronting the big bad, essentially calls him a poopy head? Yeah: the author here doesn't bother with sense-making. Instead, she's having fun -- and there is a crystal-blue purity to it all that needs to be experienced to be appreciated. Definitely pick this up if you want something happy and imaginative and hopeful to read to your younger children. I think most kids will immediately take to the plucky Marymae.


This anthology, on the other hand, is strictly for adults -- but it's a very, very interesting read. Imagine, for example, that someone could alter reality simply by convincing enough people to believe an outright falsehood? Or: imagine we could, through technological wizardry, create the perfect safe space by essentially erasing all perceptible traces of anyone who disagrees with us or makes us uncomfortable? These are the premises behind the two longest (and best) stories in this collection, which are both blisteringly effective literary explorations of the profound fundamental problems with today's identitarian, truth-denying ideological zeitgeist. Also covered here: the steady erosion of parental rights in Western society, the excesses of the trans movement, our elites' condescending attitudes towards the religious (and the plebs in general), etc., etc. Fox says upfront that he's trying to poke sacred cows; I'd say he's succeeded beautifully. I shall wait with bated breath for the multi-author follow-up!


Iron Man #2

Okay: now that two issues of the Iron Man relaunch have been released, it's time for some more extensive commentary on Christopher Cantwell's so-called "back-to-basics" take. And as I said yesterday on Twitter:

Honestly, the fact that issue two royally honked me off is an absolute tragedy because this new run - despite the rage-inducing bull I'm about to discuss - brings quite a lot to the table. 

Continue reading over on my Iron Man blog...

(And then afterwards, if you'd like, watch my rant on YouTube, which adds a few more things I didn't include in the blog post.)

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Quick Geeky Recommendations, 6/28/20

Books

Ember's End, S.D. Smith

This is the final novel in the central Green Ember series, and like the other books Smith has penned in this universe (which I discuss here, here, and here), it features some outstanding storytelling, a number of sympathetic characters, and a real moral core. Some may find the ending a little too perfect, but since I understand the underlying Christian worldview in play, I personally thought it was quite appropriate. Indeed, I even cried at least once reading those final, climactic chapters.

Once again, if you have children - and if fairly open religiosity doesn't bother you - please give all of the books in the Green Ember series a try. For children's books, they are extraordinarily well-written, evoking comparisons to C.S. Lewis and other classic tales.



Comics

Iron Age, Various

This is more of a qualified recommendation. The idea behind the story is actually really, really good. In sum: A fading villain destroys the world by pulling the Dark Phoenix forward into the current era (circa 2011), and the resulting conflagration sends an injured and weakened Tony Stark back in time. Bouncing around in the early years of the Marvel Universe, Tony struggles to reassemble the time machine he needs to undo the damage. Along the way, he's forced to confront some of the less comfortable aspects of his own history.

I think people who aren't as obsessively well-versed in this character's canon as I am will find this an interesting, agreeable read. But fair warning: I chafed at some of the subtle rewriting of that aforementioned canon. The creators involved knew enough to joke about the short period of time that Iron Man had a stupid nose -- so why weren't they aware that early Tony Stark actually wasn't an outright asshole? Or that early Tony Stark eventually started drinking to excess because he was stressed and sad, not because he was simply a selfish party-boy? Yes, the Tony Stark of the Silver and Bronze Ages was a flawed hero who made mistakes, but do try to get his motivations surrounding those moments of weakness correct. Grr.

That being said, there's still much in here that even my Tony-Stark-mad butt could whole-heartedly get behind. I loved Tony's crying in the rain over the loss of all his friends (and I loved his repeated pining for said friends as the story continued). I loved the scene in which 2011-era Tony confronts "Deliverance"-era Tony and has that "why are you doing this to yourself/God, I wish I could punch you into sobriety/oh God, I need a drink" moment of angst. I loved Tony's struggle to convince the 1980's-era Avengers that no, he isn't wasted and yes, he actually is from the future. I loved how Tony oh-so-subtly attempts to encourage different characters (like, for example, Hank Pym) in their times of distress without actually messing with the timeline outright. If the writers had recognized that all of this love and capacity for self-criticism has been a feature of Tony Stark from the very beginning, this truly would've been a perfect trade.

Friday, February 28, 2020

Geeky Recommendations, 2/28/20

Books

The Wreck and Rise of Whitson Mariner & The First Fowler, S.D. Smith

These are more side stories in the Green Ember universe. (See here and here for earlier reviews.) Whitson Mariner is the second "Tale of Old Natalia"; it relates the story of a shipwreck and the betrayal that led to it. The First Fowler, meanwhile, takes place within the main Green Ember timeline, picking up Jo Shanks' story where The Last Archer left off.

Both books are beautiful little stories that are as deeply moral as the rest of the novels in this line, covering themes of loyalty, faith, and protection of the innocent. And in Whitson Mariner in particular, I was also struck by the profound respect the title character has for his wife. It's so rare to see traditional femininity treated with such honor!

Please look into this series if you haven't already; if you identify as "human wave" or "superversive," Smith is writing exactly what you're looking for!



Comics

Flash Forward, Scott Lobdell, Brett Booth

As you may have noticed, I don't read much DC. But because I've heard so many good things about this one, I decided to dip in -- and God, was I poleaxed!

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This miniseries is out-freakin'-standing. I know eff-all about Wally West beyond hearsay on the nets cursing Tom King, but I was still able to grasp this redemption arc -- and the well of genuine human emotion behind it. This is a testament to the high quality of Scott Lobdell's writing; if you can pull a complete newb in, catch her up, and make her cry over a character she didn't know five minutes ago, you're doing something very, very right.

The link above is for the trade, which is apparently coming out in a few months -- but if you simply can't wait and price for you is no object, the floppies are out now.

X-Men/Fantastic Four, Chip Zdarsky, Terry Dodson

Now back to my usual stomping grounds: Marvel. I violently despise the direction in which Marvel is taking most of its legacy characters -- as does everyone else I follow on YouTube. But there is one blessed gentleman in the Bullpen who seems to be listening to our complaints if panels like this...

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...are any indication. If you've found Jonathan Hickman's recent take on the X-Men frustrating and/or enraging, then Chip Zdarsky definitely has your back in this miniseries, which allows Sue Storm to say the things we've all been thinking about the supposed utopia of Krakoa.

Again, I've linked to the page for the trade, but issues #1 and #2 (of 4) are out now.

And thus concludeth today's set of capsule reviews!

Friday, November 22, 2019

Geeky Recommendations, 11/22/19

Books

The Adventures of Geraldine Woolkins, Karin Kaufman

This is a cute, wholesome collection of short stories following a young mouse, her family, and her friends as they encounter the joys and dangers of the world in which they live. Though each chapter stands on its own, the tales are linked by several overarching themes, including: that suffering is unavoidable, that bravery is not the same as a lack of fear, and that God (or "Very, Very Big Hands") is always looking out for you no matter where you are. If you have younger children, this is an excellent book to read aloud!



Comics

The Avengers Omnibus, Kurt Busiek, George Pérez

I just finished Kurt Busiek's 1998 run on the Avengers not too long ago, and I loved it! Busiek does an excellent job giving every character in the massive ensemble cool things to do, and the art (by George Pérez and others who tagged in) is consistently high in quality (which is more than I can say for the Avengers comics I've been reading this week - bleh). The link above is to the first omnibus, but every issue is also available on Marvel Unlimited. Go and read!

Strange Planet, Nathan W. Pyle

This guy's comics are posted all over social media, and it's very easy to see why: they may be simple, but they're adorable! The way Pyle injects new wonder into the mundane activities of Earthly living by affecting distance and alien curiosity is something that deserves to be shared -- repeatedly. Catch the orb!

Friday, November 8, 2019

Another Quick Geeky Recommendation

The Far Shore, Glenn Damato

I think I've found a 2020 Dragon Award contender for the science fiction category.

(Though, of course, the year of eligibility is still young.)

When the novel opens, we are introduced to a near-future dystopia that is clearly inspired by China's developing surveillance state. Drones watch the characters 24/7, and each individual has a social credit score that rises or falls based on his or her willingness to go along with the global superstate's propaganda. But we don't linger on "Harmony" for very long because the real point of the story is escaping -- by establishing a foothold on Mars.

First winning feature: the science fiction in this is very hard. I'm no expert, but the technology the main characters use to accomplish their mission - and the various threats to their lives that arise as the plot unfolds - feels plausible. In that way, it reminds me of The Martian -- and we all know how much I love that particular yarn!

(Actually, I don't think it would be out-of-bounds to describe this book as a response to The Martian. At the very least, Damato gets the air pressure thing correct.)

Second winning feature: diversity done right! The point-of-view character is a young Hispanic woman - and the others on the mission hail from every corner of the globe - but Damato doesn't belabor that point. Instead, he writes actual characters with human personalities and human foibles and avoids obnoxious self-congratulation.

Third positive feature: honesty. Damato makes it very clear that choosing freedom is riskier. When people are free, they disagree. They make bad choices. They put themselves in danger. But freedom is still presented as the preferable course because it comes with purpose. Unlike the citizens of Harmony, who spend their days listless (and, in many cases, high), the young folks on Mars will find the challenge we all need to feel truly fulfilled.

So yes: The Far Shore gets my highest recommendation. It does have some cursing and some implied sexual situations, so I wouldn't give it to the younger set. But anyone who's 13 or older and loves liberty will find this book a rousing choice.

Thursday, July 18, 2019

Geeky Recommendations, 7/17/19 (One Day Late)

Books

Wingfeather Tales, Andrew Peterson (ed.)

This book is an anthology of short works set in the universe of the Wingfeather Saga. Oh, do you not know what that is? Okay then! I have links to my old reviews here, here, and here. In a nutshell, though, the Wingfeather Saga is a Christian middle-grade fantasy series in which three children work to defeat a tyrant and restore their old kingdom. The original books are absolutely precious read-alouds; Peterson has a playfulness of style I'm convinced will captivate the younger set. But said books also have a mature sense of the fallen nature of man and are steeped in the sort of rich world-building that should appeal to the older set as well. "So does the anthology live up to the standards of its predecessors?" you may ask. Yes, for the most part. There are times I think the final story in particular is overwritten, but overall, the contributions in this volume keep to the spirit and quality of the novels that inspired it.


Comics

Recently, I signed up for a Marvel Unlimited subscription and - well - started at the very beginning. So far, I've read the first 30-ish issues of The Avengers, all the Iron Man stories from Tales of Suspense, and the first 37 issues of The Invincible Iron Man, v.1. Yes, that's right: I'm plowing through Iron Man because I've made it my mission to become an Iron Man quasi-expert (heh). And yes, you guessed it: I'm going to be talking about the early Iron Man comics for a bit for tomorrow's "Iron Man Blogging" installment. Today, though, I just want to encourage anyone who's frustrated with the Marvel of 2019 to retreat to the back issues. Though I find some aspects of the old style a bit jarring (like, for example, the stilted dialogue), I'm still having loads of fun with these Silver and early Bronze Age stories.


Now Playing

As those of you who follow me on social media already know, I did go see Far From Home -- and I generally enjoyed it. Spoilers below the jump!

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Geeky Recommendations, 4/24/19 (One Day Late)

Books

Ember Falls, The Last Archer, Ember Rising, S.D. Smith

I've already showered this middle grade fantasy series with praise - see the last recommendations post - and that excitement still stands. Indeed, when I finished Ember Rising (the third book in the main storyline), I immediately said, out loud, "Okay, Mr. Smith, where's the next book?" I need to know what ultimately happens to Heather and Smalls. I need to know whether the rabbits can defeat Morbin for good. I need to know the ending! And that right there - that need - is a sign of reader investment -- what should be the primary goal of any proper author.


Comics

Invaders, Chip Zdarsky, Carlos Magno, Butch Guice

The first four (?) issues of the "War Ghost" storyline are currently out as of this writing, and they are so, so good! Readers here probably know the story already, but just in case: Namor is getting ready to kill a butt-ton of people because of his unresolved PTSD, and his war buddies are trying to stop him and, hopefully, help him to heal. The realistic man-love in this is just unreal.

Spider-Man: Life Story, Chip Zdarsky

This miniseries has been getting a lot of publicity in my circles, so you all probably know what it is: Spider-Man aging in real time, with each decade of his life getting an issue. The 60's and the 70's are now out, and they are both interesting explorations of a flawed character just trying to find his proper place in the world. I'm definitely keeping an eye on this one.

Daredevil: To Know Fear, Chip Zdarsky

I praised this storyline last time, but I just wanted to give you an update: the fourth issue is out, and it maintains the high quality of the first three. My God, the back-and-forth between Matt and Frank is awesome here. I loved the exploration of the ethical limits of vigilante justice -- and the way the conversation ends is just -- *chef's kiss*.

So yeah: at this point, Chip Zdarsky is an automatic buy for me. He has come a long way!

Jawbreakers: Lost Souls, Richard C. Meyer, Jon Malin, Brett Smith

This is it: the infamous #Comicsgate-affiliated graphic novel that made hundreds of thousands of dollars in its first campaign on Indiegogo and launched an insane controversy that has resulted in a lawsuit. I finally got to read it earlier this week, and my verdict? Pretty good! There are some flaws in Richard's writing - for example, the lightning-speed relationship with Xaxi that comes out of the clear blue sky - but he's pledged to work on improving his craft, and I believe him. I believe him because his natural instinct for character and story is evident. In all seriousness: you have to have some talent to make your reader feel sorry for a dangerous giant gorilla.

Black Hops, Timothy Lim, Mark Pellegrini

The protagonist here is a bunny who became super-intelligent after the Hiroshima bombing and subsequently joined the U.S. military as a special operative. Bizarre premise, right? But it works really well -- and in parts, is shockingly touching.

My Hero Magademia, Timothy Lim, Mark Pellegrini, Brett Smith
Trump's Space Force, Timothy Lim, Chuck Dixon, Brett Smith

These two are first rate satires that you'll enjoy even if you aren't a huge fan of Trump (assuming, of course, that you're not a humorless scold). I mean, come on: defeating enemies with the power of MAGA? What's not to love? I only wish I had active links for these (and for Black Hops above), but sadly, their limited runs have already sold out. If you want a good laugh, I suggest borrowing copies from friends until we can convince the powers-that-be to print more.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Geeky Recommendations, 4/10/19 (One Day Late)

Books

Voices of the Fall, Ed. John Ringo, Gary Poole

This is the second anthology in the Black Tide Rising universe - collecting short stories based on radio transmissions from the Fall (aka, the zombie apocalypse) - and I'm happy to report that the story quality here is consistently solid and in keeping with the thrust of the series as a whole. What is that thrust, you may ask? I'll explain it in two words: competence porn. From the straggling NASA scientists trying to rescue their astronauts on the ISS to the nukes trying to avoid sinking in their damaged submarine, the heroes here are neither nihilistic nor incapable of getting stuff done.

The Green Ember & The Black Star of Kingston, S.D. Smith

Youtuber #1 Marmaduke Fan pointed me to this series, and oh boy, am I so glad he did! S.D. Smith is a magnificent storyteller; indeed, I don't think it's overblown to say that he gets everything right.

World building? His rabbit civilization has a lore so thoughtfully conceived that it feels real. Obviously, Smith has studied the mythological archetypes -- or he simply has a natural understanding of their primary features.

Main characters? All sympathetic -- including Picket, who starts off a brat but at least has the self-awareness to feel guilty about it.

Plot? The action scenes - like, for example, the several-chapters-long flight from Nick Hollow in The Green Ember - are exciting as hell. And when the story in said novel quiets down, Smith still expertly maintains our interest by emphasizing the questions surrounding Heather and Picket's true heritage.

Themes? The Black Star of Kingston - a novella that recounts one of the legends of Natalia - features a positively Petersonian hero who decides he must leave the safety of his coastal settlement to confront the darkness of the mountains beyond. The principal story, meanwhile, explores the reality of a fallen world in which evil lurks and life is not always fair -- and counsels us all to cope with the tragedy of being by fixing our sights on a goal beyond ourselves. What a beautiful, universal message!

Oh, and one last thing: Smith knows how to nest smaller stories inside a larger cycle! The Green Ember - despite being the first of a trilogy - feels complete on its own.

Am I going to read the rest of this series and discuss it further in the coming weeks? You betcha! This is probably the best middle grade/YA series I've come across since The Wingfeather Saga. I wish I'd read it sooner.


Now Playing

I went to see Shazam early this week and liked it. While I wouldn't call it the film of the century, I enjoyed its sly lampooning of selfie culture and its emphasis on the importance of family. Also notable? The fact that the main character has to grow into his role. Unlike, say, a certain overrated female Marvel hero, Billy is initially overwhelmed - and tempted - by his new powers, and he ends up doing a lot of stupid and/or reckless things before he learns to be mature and take responsibility. That is a focused, decently-crafted story with a healthy moral core.


Comics

Daredevil: To Know Fear, Chip Zdarsky

Issues 1-3 of this story are out as of this week, and they are good. The mystery is compelling - did Matt actually kill somebody by accident, or is someone framing him? - the action scenes are excellent, and the Catholic elements are respectfully handled. I stand with Our Boi Zack in crowning Zdarsky the once and future "kweeng" of Marvel.


Weeb Stuff

World Trigger, (Vol. 1), Daisuke Ashihara

This straightforward sci-fi adventure story doesn't seem particularly groundbreaking so far, but it presents a few intriguing questions that have convinced me to read the next few volumes (at least). First of all, why is Yuma in Japan? Secondly, why are the monstrous "Neighbors" attempting to invade, and why are they appearing outside the emergence area? Are they following Yuma? And lastly, just what sort of world lies beyond the interdimensional portals? I suppose I'll have to see!

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Geeky Recommendations, 3/27/19

Books

Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters, Mark Dunn

The main characters in this epistolary novel live in a fictional island nation that has organized its religion around the composer of the sentence "The quick, brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", which - as you know, I'm sure - contains all 26 letters of the alphabet. When letters start dropping off the nation's monument to this sentence, the governing council, in its infinite lack of wisdom, decides that the island's revered icon is commanding everyone from beyond the grave to stop using the missing letters. As time goes on and more essential letters are lost, life on the island becomes increasingly repressive -- and communication becomes virtually impossible.

Dunn handles the conceit of his premise in an able and engaging way. Eventually, he does have to cheat and use homophones once too many letters have been lost for him to proceed with his plot, but no matter: the theme here is remarkably timely.

Today I Am Carey, Martin L. Shoemaker

This novel is an expansion of Shoemaker's award-winning short story "Today I Am Paul", in which an android is tasked with caring for a patient with dementia. Here, Shoemaker follows the android over several decades as he/she integrates into a family and becomes progressively self-aware.

To quote my review on Amazon: "This is a quiet, beautiful SF novel that gets the essence of love exactly right. While it may frustrate the reader who is more action-oriented, I was hooked from the start by the title character and the well-drawn family who welcome him/her into their home and their lives. If you're looking for slice-of-life sci fi written with competence and, even more importantly, humanity, this is the book for you!"

(By the way, I see now that another reviewer has compared this novel to "Flowers for Algernon." I believe this comparison is apt.)


Comics

Saga (Vol. 1), Brian K. Vaughan & Fiona Staples

From the blurb: "SAGA is the sweeping tale of one young family fighting to find their place in the worlds. When two soldiers from opposite sides of a never-ending galactic war fall in love, they risk everything to bring a fragile new life into a dangerous old universe."

My impression: I doubt the creators of this series share my views on art or politics, but it doesn't - and shouldn't - matter. The story, at least so far, is very well told. I particularly like the balance between Marko's pacifism and Alana's more belligerent, defensive stance -- but even the other characters (including the narrator, their child) have voices that are distinct and interesting to read.

One caveat, though: Don't give this trade to your kids. The language, violence, and sexual content is quite explicit.

Fighting American & Fighting American: The Ties That Bind,
Gorden Rennie, Duke Mighten, & Andie Tong


These two trades take an old Jack Kirby hero from the 1950's and transport him to the modern day -- quite literally, through time travel. They are also a veritable workshop on how to do humor correctly. The story takes the piss out of Fighting American's earnestness (and the superhero genre in general), but it also makes fun of conspiracy theories, the news media, the alt-right, and - delightfully - communists. In every way, the satire is balanced, fun, and written with love rather than mean-spiritedness.


Weeb Stuff

My Love Story!! (Vol. 1), Kazune Kawahara & Aruko

I didn't think I'd like this shōjo romance (the two exclamation points in the title were a huge red flag), but gosh darn it, it charmed me anyway. First, I love that the big, awkward main character gets the girl by being heroic and properly masculine. Second, their budding love is so damned pure. At one point, the girl is ashamed because she wants to hold hands, for goodness' sake! Such a thing would never fly in our own over-sexualized, cynical culture -- which is why it's so refreshing.

From Far Away (Vol. 1), Kyoko Hikawa

This older portal fantasy is also deeply counter-cultural -- and therefore fresh. When Noriko is transported suddenly into a bizarre parallel world, she isn't instantly competent. Instead, she's fearful and struggles to make sense of her new surroundings. But we can see even in this early stage that she has the intelligence to be a heroine when she eventually calms down and starts learning the locals' language. I can't wait to see where the story goes from here!

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Three Miscellaneous Stories: Abortion, Northam's Yearbook, & Amelie Zhao

Let's launch this weekly post with some guest commentary from my BF regarding the proposed changes to Virginia's abortion laws (which fortunately failed to pass):

"Yes, Abortion is Murder. Thank You for Admitting as Much.

"First off, the disclaimer: This post is not about the abortion law in New York. I have yet to read the thing. No, this is a post about the law recently proposed in Virginia by Democrat Kathy Tran. (Ed. As it turns out, the New York law is even more extreme. And the celebration of its passage was absolutely vomit-inducing.) This, as we shall see, is proof that not only have supporters of abortion rights been lying to us since the days when states made their own rules about abortions, but this never was about a 'right to privacy,' it was never about 'healthcare,' and it was never about 'regulating women's bodies.' No, the argument in support of abortion rights is, and always has been, about avoiding responsibility. It is murder with the intent to remove an economic and physical requirement for raising another human being.

"Virginia governor Ralph Northam has stated that the bill would allow abortions while a woman was in labor and dilating. (Ed. Actually, Tran said this under questioning. Not that Northam's defense of the bill was any less reprehensible.) Here's the thing: There is no difference in the effect on a woman's body between delivering and aborting a baby at that point. Seriously. None.

"I'm not ignorant of the possible negative effects of pregnancy. I am aware that it hasn't been all that long since death due to complications of childbirth was the most common cause of death for women in this country. In my personal life, I watched my ex-wife (we were married at the time) hospitalized for pre-eclampsia after the birth of my daughter Cecilia. I saw how panicked the doctor was when she resisted getting treatment. I know what's at stake here.

"But when you're talking about aborting a viable baby at the point of birth you're not talking about healthcare. It would have done my ex no good if they had murdered my daughter before delivering her. The effects on her body would have been precisely the same. No, what you're talking about is a blatant dodge of parental responsibility.

"Barack Obama said it best: 'If one of my daughters made a mistake, I wouldn't want them punished with a baby.'

"He wasn't speaking of the cost to his daughters and their bodies. He wasn't talking about their health. He was talking about them avoiding the consequences of their actions.

"And that's what this really is. There is no difference between killing a child whose mother is in the process of delivering them and leaving that same child in a plastic bag in the hospital dumpster a day later. None.

"Here's my other favorite argument in favor of abortion:

"'Well, if I have my child, you don't want to give me welfare to raise it, or pay for its college, or..'

"And the other variant: 'It's cheaper for society to pay for an abortion than it is to pay for welfare to raise the child.'

"Once again, what you're talking about is not healthcare. They're not referencing a woman's right to her own body. They're talking about how they shouldn't have to pay for their own offspring and shouldn't be forced to raise the kids they created. That's what this really is.

"Under these circumstances, there is no difference between a mother getting an abortion and Rae Carruth's murder of his pregnant girlfriend. He killed her because he didn't want to pay child support. That is what these women are doing. They're murdering people over money. The fact that they're willing to abort children at the point of birth proves it. They've already carried the child to term. The incisions necessary to abort a child and perform a C-section are identical. The effect on the woman's body is identical.

"Are there reasons for a woman to avoid birth other than economic? Sure. I know a woman (who shall remain nameless) who is white. She was married to a white man. She got a black boyfriend and got pregnant with his child. There was not going to be a way to hide the fact that it was not her husband's child. She sought an abortion because she didn't want her husband to know what she had done. Ultimately, she did the right thing and had the child. I'm proud of her for doing the right thing and walking out of the clinic under the effects of the drugs they had given her before they were going to give her anesthesia.  For the record, she had a ride home. Someone had gone with her. That's a good thing too.

"The point of telling that story, though, is this: She was still trying to avoid the consequences of her actions. She knew what would happen if her husband found out she had been cheating. She did it anyway and then thought to hide evidence. Mob bosses order the murder of witnesses to crimes all the time. There is no difference.

"So honestly, thank you, abortion advocates. Now that you have openly admitted that abortion is about neither healthcare or a woman's right to her own body, we can have an open and honest discussion in this country. We can finally talk about the truth: It's all about the money, baby. It's all about a life free from consequences. Abortion isn't about Women's Rights or healthcare. It's about murdering children because they cost too much. Thank you for finally revealing your true though processes. You've been very helpful.

"And know this: There are those of who are not surprised by this. We always knew what it was about. And understand what I am about to tell you:

"I am the implacable enemy of all abortion advocates. I am the implacable enemy of all who commit abortions. I see your murders for what they are. I do not seek compromise or consensus. I seek the abolition of legalized murder in the United States. And no, I'm not interested in helping women who would get illegal abortions avoid the consequences of their actions either.  Stop murdering people. And stop lying about your motivations. We're not dumb enough to believe you." - Jim

(Ed. And to those who object to the sentiments above and insist that the proposed changes to Virginia's laws wouldn't allow abortion on demand at any time for any reason, changing the language from "the continuation of the pregnancy is likely to result in the death of the woman or substantially and irredeemably impair the mental or physical health of the woman" to "likely to result in the death of the woman or impair the mental or physical health of the woman" leaves the door wide open for just that very thing. Removing "substantially and irredeemably" means just about anything can justify even a third trimester abortion so long as one doctor - ONE - agrees to sign off on the procedure. If this had passed, it would've definitely been abused by the unscrupulous.)

*****

Now Let's Talk About Governor Northam's Yearbook Photo

I actually don't believe in torching a political career over an offensive photo taken more than thirty years ago. I hate this Culture of No Forgiveness - birthed by the Twitter Mob - in which all violators of the new social mores receive the same brutal punishment with no sense of proportion, no statute of limitations, and no possibility for parole (so to speak). I hate it, first of all, because I'm Christian and therefore believe everyone should be provided an avenue to redemption. But I also hate it because it flies in the face of our entire legal tradition. Does it make sense to give petty thieves and grand larcenists the same sentences? No? Then the guy who once, decades ago, stupidly donned blackface or a Klan hood to be edgy shouldn't be treated the same as the guy who's consistently expressed racist sentiments over many years up to and including the present day. In the former case, an apology is sufficient penance.

Of course, I don't have a lot of sympathy for Northam -- especially since he's now walking back his apology and denying that he's actually in that photo. And given that he's embraced the rhetoric of SJW "anti-racist" activism in the past, I must admit to enjoying a little schadenfreude watching him suffer the consequences of his own ideas. Definitely a banner story for Glenn Reynolds' "Annals of Leftwing Autophagy"!

*****

Meanwhile, in the World of Publishing...

… we have the unfortunate story of Amelie Zhao, who pulled her debut YA fantasy novel from her publisher's schedule after she was attacked by SJW's for her supposed "anti-black racism".

Obviously, I have not read Zhao's book - I'm not one of those YA "influencers" who gets access to ARC's - but based on her own explanations, it sounds like her intention was to portray slavery in Asia, not the Americas. No matter: the totalitarians went after her anyway because she didn't tackle slavery the "right" way.

According to the SJW Mean Girls, you see, a YA author should look like she stepped out of an advertisement for the United Colors of Benetton -- but she must think like everyone else. No going off the script. No bucking the strictures of the industry's "sensitivity" hucksters. No going out on a limb to tell an honest story that hasn't been filtered through dozens of political sieves until it has all the flavor of purified water. You will write the one novel the provincial radical left wants you to write or you will be declared one of the untermenschen.

Obviously, this whole affair pisses me off. As a matter of fact, Larry Correia's characteristically pungent post on the subject captures my feelings precisely. How dare these witches bully this poor author into abandoning her dream -- and how dare they keep this book from the rest of us! I say we let the publisher know that we won't stand for this censorship-through-intimidation. The pre-order page for Zhao's book is still up; go and make her a best-seller.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Surfing the Human Wave: Cedar Sanderson's The God's Wolfling

As you know, teaching is my mundane profession -- and as most of my students fall in the 12-17 age range, I consequently have several years' worth of experience working with teenagers and discovering what they really need academically and developmentally. What does this have to do with Cedar Sanderson's latest, The God's Wolfling? Plenty. Cedar, in my opinion, really gets it. She doesn't talk down to her young audience; rather, she invites them into our adult world by giving her adolescent protagonists mature responsibilities and, overall, demanding more. Linn - whom you may remember from last year's Vulcan's Kittens (reviewed here) - is not treated as helpless; on the contrary, when she displays a restless desire to contribute, the adults in her life recognize the need and give her the opportunity to prove herself, sending her to the court of the sea god Manannan Mac'Lir and into potentially mortal danger.

The God's Wolfling isn't really a direct sequel to Vulcan's Kittens but more an additional stand-alone story in the same universe. Vulcan's Kittens sets up a future confrontation between humanity and the alien "gods" who feel Earth's technological development is a threat to their power, but oddly, The God's Wolfling doesn't seem to address that conflict at all. Instead, the antagonists here are the goblins, who resent being trapped on Earth and are looking for the portal back to the "gods'" home planet. The story is interesting and engaging, but I am a little surprised that Cedar chose to drop the "Old Ones" from the story; the battle at the end of Vulcan's Kittens, after all, didn't seem to end the war.

On the other hand, as I noted above, Cedar has a sure hand when it comes to writing teenagers, and her refusal to yield to the "helicopter parenting" trends of our age is immensely refreshing. Additionally, she manages to add a young male character to the tale without immediately succumbing to the urge to pair him off with Linn. Indeed, Linn's attitude regarding boys in general is, thankfully, quite balanced; she notices them but doesn't let those thoughts consume her life. Ironic, isn't it? Cedar is an outspoken opponent of the "social justice warrior" faction, and yet she's one of the few writers out there who successfully writes female characters who aren't defined by their male counterparts. Could it be that libertarian individualism has more to offer the cause of "equality"?

But I digress. Suffice it to say that I enjoyed The God's Wolfling. It's not a perfect book, but it's very, very good.

Final Verdict: Recommended.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Middle Grade & Young Adult Corner: Andrew Peterson's The Warden & the Wolf King (Wingfeather Saga, Book 4)

The last time I sang the praises of Andrew Peterson was three summers ago. Since I've gained quite a few more readers since then - and since the fourth and final novel of Peterson's series is slated to be released everywhere at the end of this month - come! Gather 'round and let me bring you up to speed on the hidden treasure of juvenile fantasy that is the Wingfeather Saga, in which three siblings must dig deep within themselves to rise to the awesome challenge of defeating a cruel tyrant and healing their broken world.

Did you - or your children - like The Chronicles of Narnia? Then Peterson's books are your next logical step. A Christian musician, Peterson has taken C.S. Lewis' torch and run with it in creating the world of Aerwiar, where fearsome beasts (like the toothy cows of Skree) share space with the miraculous and adventure can be found just around the corner. Like Lewis, Peterson has gone as far as to imagine a creation story for his new world -- and he draws on his talents as a lyricist to add music and folklore as well, which makes Aerwiar feel as real and as whole as Tolkien's Middle Earth. That I can sit back and imagine thousands of other stories that could be told in Peterson's universe is an achievement in itself; that Peterson accomplishes this world-building without overwhelming the principle thrust of his story - and without losing his child-like sense of humor - is simply incredible.

But wait! There's more! I know that many of you have lamented the insidious grey goo that is currently being marketed to our kids. Well, if glancing at a typical school reading list has recently made you urk, I suggest the Wingfeather Saga as a powerful antidote. First of all, Peterson doesn't talk down to his young readers; he's upfront about the horrors of war without being overly explicit and frank about the existence of evil while also showing that it can be overcome. As a matter of fact, I think these books perfectly embody the Chestertonian ideal. As G.K. Chesterton wrote: "Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." The Wingfeather Saga features both literal and metaphorical dragons, and I hope it will not spoil the story to say that they prove to be far from invincible.

Secondly, Leeli, Kalmar and Janner are genuine role models. They have their moments of weakness - indeed, Kalmar very nearly becomes a Fang due to his own selfishness - but they grow into legitimate heroes because they are surrounded by a cast of adult supporting characters who actively push them to be mature and responsible and to look beyond their own petty desires. Some may object to the idea that children of nine, eleven, and thirteen years would be capable fighting battles, penetrating enemy strongholds, and leading kingdoms -- but before the invention of "youth culture," children almost as young were serving as secretaries to diplomats and traveling the world. Could we be doing the current generation a disservice by limiting them - and their fiction - to the concerns of the school yard? I certainly think so.

Because Peterson is Christian, the Wingfeather Saga is suffused with Christian themes -- but even if you are not Christian, I urge you to keep an open mind, as Peterson covers many universals too, including the healing impact of self-sacrificial love and mercy (and the damage caused by its absence), the struggle to find meaning in a universe that seems heartless and unforgiving, the lure of security as a threat to human liberty and flourishing, and archetypal villains who seek power above all else. And honestly, if you read this series as an adult, you'll catch things your children probably will not. I could write an essay focusing entirely on the symbolism of the cloven. The layering here is just that sophisticated.

This weekend, I had a chance to read an advance copy of the The Warden & the Wolf King, the aforementioned final installment of the Wingfeather Saga, and it wholly lives up to the promise of the first three novels, delivering an ending that makes my previous investment in these characters 100% worth the time. If you would like to discover this series for yourself - and I strongly urge you to do so - then follow the links below. I for one would love to see Peterson get more exposure!

Final Verdict: Highly Recommended.

On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness (The Wingfeather Saga, Book 1)

North! Or Be Eaten (The Wingfeather Saga, Book 2)

The Monster in the Hollows (The Wingfeather Saga, Book 3)

The Warden and the Wolf King (The Wingfeather Saga, Book 4) (Pre-order link.)

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Surfing the Human Wave: Vicky Bastedo's Roots Entwine

As you may have guessed, I'm still struggling to get back on my normal reviewing schedule. Today, though, I finally finished the ARC of Roots Entwine that Vicky Bastedo was kind enough to send me, and while the book has not yet been officially released and may undergo some changes between now and then, I do have some preliminary thoughts.

Roots Entwine is a fantasy bildungsroman in which the sheltered teenaged protagonist is recruited for a quest and, along the way, learns more about the world in which he lives and about the contours of his own peculiar gifts. The main character, Joaquin, possesses the magical ability to enhance his own senses to the point that he can hear a man's heart beating even at great distances, but because he is young and has not yet learned discipline, said ability is often disruptive and disabling rather than a source of strength. 

The novel is primarily written from Joaquin's perspective, which brings with it a few common downsides. Unfortunately, the adult characters are rather under-developed. We are told several times, for example, that the elders of Joaquin's home clan love him dearly -- but that doesn't square with their years-long refusal to acknowledge Joaquin's existence in public. We also see Joaquin's travel companions become intensely protective and fiercely loyal to the boy -- but the text doesn't really provide solid reasons for this affection beyond a few scattered fragments of exposition. On the whole, many characters behave in ways that, to me, just don't have sufficient psychological justification. People - including strangers - warm to Joaquin simply because he's the hero, darn it, and that's the way it has to be.

Bastedo's magic system, however, has promise. I like that Phoshat has a price; imposing that sort of limitation forces the characters to rely on more than just magic to get out of trouble and accomplish their goals. I also feel that the characterization of Joaquin himself is likely to resonate with young readers who are neurologically atypical. Children and teens with sensory processing or autism spectrum disorders will no doubt relate to Joaquin's difficulties navigating - and tolerating - a busy town marketplace -- and with Joaquin's longing to be accepted as he is.

As noted, Roots Entwine hasn't been released by its publisher, so I do not have a direct Amazon link. I do, however, have a link to the imprint in question, so if anything I've said here piques your interest, feel free to visit the publisher's website and keep an eye out. I myself am curious to see if some of the criticisms I shared above are addressed in the final version.

Final Verdict: Recommended, But With Notes

Friday, November 1, 2013

Surfing the Human Wave: Cedar Sanderson's Vulcan's Kittens

The very first work of science fiction I read as a kid was The Tripods Trilogy by John Christopher. Between that and the Heinlein juveniles, I ended up imprinting on a particular type of children's literature: stories in which the main characters go on fantastic adventures and learn wisdom and self-reliance along the way. Consequently, I found Cedar Sanderson's Vulcan's Kittens quite enjoyable.

At first glance, Kittens appears to be a typical female-targeted fantasy -- complete with fluffy magical animals, warring "gods", and a teenaged protagonist discovering her unusual heritage -- but it is actually a science fiction/fantasy fusion story with a strong fate-of-the-world adventure component.  The narrative implies (and Cedar, feel free to confirm or deny this interpretation) that the "gods" are post-singularity aliens who've mastered the manipulation of space, time, and matter -- and one faction has come to enjoy lording this power over human beings. Thus arises the conflict: said "gods" feel we mortals have become too uppity and have decided it's time to bomb us back into another stone age (in a manner of speaking). It is left up to Linn -- the aforementioned protagonist -- and a group of dissident immortals to stop the upcoming apocalypse.

In the end notes, Cedar says this is her first full-length novel -- and I'd definitely declare this a successful debut effort. The biggest selling point, in my view, is the utter absence of any annoying romance. No offense to any romance fans out there, but I don't like it mixing with my YA. It's become a cliche in the current market for female protagonists to be paired up with male protagonists, and I just don't believe young readers need to be encouraged to dwell on their hormones. What they need is inspiration -- and Linn provides that. Instead of focusing on boys or her body image, Linn learns how to survive on her own. Instead of focusing on high school nonsense, Linn participates in a fight to save the world. And while there are grim moments in the plot, overall the attitude is optimistic. Note to parents: This book is entirely safe to give to your children. (Alas, you can't say the same for many other novels being sold under the YA label.)

My only complaint is that the novel ended before the story was over! I assume this is because Cedar intends to make this a series, but still -- I was a little disappointed not to see a certain key weapon put into use. I would also like to learn more about Cedar's immortal characters -- including the Old Ones, whose point of view we never see. To put it another way: When will we see book two?

Final Verdict: Recommended.     

Friday, October 18, 2013

On the Topic of Childhood Innocence

Growing up as a gifted child in 1980's coastal Connecticut, I don't really recall my parents explicitly limiting what I watched or read. As a matter of fact, I used to spend my afternoons after school hanging around the public library and youth center utterly unsupervised by either Mom or Dad. And yes, I pulled books from the adult section -- mainly non-fiction books on biology and medicine because that's what I was really into when I was nine, and I was already advanced enough to be bored by The Magic School Bus: Inside the Human Body and Germs Make Me Sick!. Which leads me to some funny stories, for you see, when you read adult books on the human body, you inevitably come across information on sex and reproduction. Consequently, when I finally hit sex ed in the fourth grade, I got a 97% on the pretest. And one time in a drug store, I shocked my parents by pulling some Trojans off the shelf and loudly explaining to my little brother, "I know what these are! These go over the penis to catch the sperm!"

Yeah.

So anyway, did this early exposure to "the birds and the bees" damage me? I don't think so. All of my knowledge was strictly clinical in nature. Nothing I read glorified dangerous and/or immoral sexual acts. Indeed, after absorbing all the information on the full panoply of sexually-transmitted infections, I independently came to the conclusion that sex was Serious Business and not something to be treated casually. Gifted, remember? As a tween and early teen, I played around with a few things in my neighbor's barn, but nothing rose to a level beyond heavy making out.

Reflecting on it now, though, I wonder. I wonder whether Mom and Dad were actually evil geniuses who subtly controlled my environment behind the scenes. And I wonder whether their community was actually helping them in this endeavor. My parents never said "Don't read that!" or "Don't watch that!" Yet I don't remember ever reading or watching something prurient and age-inappropriate. My favorite television show in that period was Square One TV; outside of all the medical books, I also pulled Heinlein's juveniles off Dad's bookshelf. I was a colossal nerd.

This brings me to Cedar Sanderson's recent complaints about the state of YA fiction and the bullies who are trying to tell her she's a censor for questioning the value of books that glorify incest. I sympathize. Our creative class is engaged in a full-on mission to destroy the very idea of a latency period on the wrong-headed belief that our tweens and teens need to learn to "cope" with a world that sucks -- and I have seen how much that has damaged our up-and-coming generation first hand. These are kids who are exposed to everything -- and yet, paradoxically, they are ridiculously sheltered.

If you'll pardon me for a moment, I'm going to go on a Teacher Rant: Teens today have lousy vocabularies. Even with the honors-level students, I find I have to go back several grades in our curricular materials to explain what I feel are extremely basic words. I'm not talking about $5 SAT words like "lachrymose." I'm talking about words like "unbridled". Now, as E. D. Hirsch has observed, measuring a student's vocabulary is a good proxy for measuring their general knowledge base. The implications of this, therefore, are alarming: Our teens, including our very best students, know very little.

My very first instinct as a political conservative and passionate ed-reformer is to blame the public schools -- but over time, I've come to the conclusion that the source of the problem is even larger than that. Our problem is the aforementioned destruction of the latency period. The secure places where I roamed as a kid exploring whatever questions occurred to me are becoming fewer and farther between. Today's kids don't have the same opportunities to freely pursue innocent hobbies and passions because meeting the demands of the "cool" culture takes up too much of their time -- and because parents, unconsciously alarmed by the sudden lack of boundaries, are holding their kids back. I ranged around the public library learning about the structure of the heart and the symptoms of genetic diseases; Matt studied the workings of a super-cell and, in drawing pretend weather maps for fun, learned geography. Kids today, on the other hand, are stuck at home playing video games because their parents are too terrified to let them do anything else. It's no wonder, then, that they don't know a bridle is how a rider controls a horse.

Our current cultural situation brings to mind the following quote from G. K. Chesterton's Orthodoxy:

We might fancy some children playing on the flat grassy top of some tall island in the sea. So long as there was a wall round the cliff's edge they could fling themselves into every frantic game and make the place the noisiest of nurseries. But the walls were knocked down, leaving the naked peril of the precipice. They did not fall over; but when their friends returned to them they were all huddled in terror in the centre of the island; and their song had ceased.

The walls, in our case, are the hidden, mysterious community standards that still protected my brother and me in the 80's. Of course, even back then, the cultural elite had been hammering at said walls for many decades -- but evidently, a small town in Connecticut was still empowered to spackle the damage. Today? Well, a community - or a parent - can try to set off a safe space for their kids, but the media, the publishing establishment, and many librarians are utterly opposed to such endeavors and will level scurrilous charges of bigotry or stupidity at anyone who complains. The goal here is not "tolerance". On the contrary, our elite want nothing less than to impose their standards and worldview on everyone else. It's not "liberalism"; it's totalitarian social engineering.

This insanity needs to stop! Our kids can't afford it. And in my view, the solution is to pursue socially conservative goals through libertarian means. In other words, why don't we try leaving parents and communities alone to do whatever they feel is appropriate? I'm a firm believer in letting San Francisco be San Francisco so long as little towns in the Bible Belt are allowed to be little towns in the Bible Belt. No one is saying you shouldn't be allowed to publish your paean to incest. Just, for the love of God, could you please slap a warning of some sort on that sucker so that parents can make informed decisions? And could you also respect each parent's choice regarding your "masterpiece" no matter what that choice might be? You are not entitled to either an audience or universal public approval.

And by the way, to all concerned parents: If you can't keep your kids out of the schools (something I plan to do once I have kids because I'm a proud control freak bitch), keep an eagle eye on your school board. Hell, if you're feeling brave enough, you should run for the school board. Communities are losing their power in large part because civic engagement on the local level is in serious decline. (Do people get excited over school board elections? Not in my observation -- and that needs to change.) Our first step in wresting control from the hands of the cultural suicide squad is to take back our villages and towns.

*****

To all Human Wavers who may have surfed in: Next week, I'm going to start reviewing your work! On the schedule so far:
  1. Sarah Hoyt's Darkship-verse, Oct. 25.
  2. Cedar Sanderson's Vulcan's Kittens, Nov. 1.
  3. Brad Torgersen's Lights in the Deep, Nov. 8.*
  4. Karina Fabian's DragonEye stories, Nov. 15.
  5. Steve Poling's Finding Time anthology, Nov. 22.
  6. Thanksgiving Break, Nov. 29.
  7. Marjorie F. Baldwin's When Minds Collide, Dec. 6. 
If you want to be added to this list, please leave a comment!

*Brad's not in the Human Wave Facebook group as far as I know, but I believe his work absolutely qualifies as Human Wave. Would you agree?