This past month, Marvel updated – and aggressively marketed - its Marvel Unlimited app, adding exclusive digital “infinity” comics that are optimized for phone screens. As a long-time subscriber to Marvel Unlimited, I did in fact download the update — and I have some thoughts.
First, beware: the new app is not compatible with all devices. While I had no trouble downloading it onto my phone, I’m now unable to use Marvel Unlimited on my Samsung 4. This is a bit of an inconvenience to me because, being an older lady, I now have trouble reading on itty-bitty screens. Keep in mind: according to the company’s website, the updated app will only work for Apple OS 11.0+ or Android 5+.
On my phone, the app loads well even on my rural internet — though there are a few bugs I’ve encountered. One, if you’re an established subscriber, it takes a few days for your existing library to be transferred. Two, brand new comics (particularly the infinity comics) don’t always load without errors, especially on their first day of advertised availability. Third, the library is now sorting by series instead of by issue, which, based on the Twitter chatter, has annoyed quite a few long-time users. And lastly, I’m not a big fan of the navigation set-up. The end pop-up for each comic does not include a direct link to “Library” or “Home,” which forces you to back-arrow several times to get back to the main menus. Maybe this won’t bother you at all, but I personally find it a little aggravating.
Now about the content: I don’t recommend you sign up for the new Marvel Unlimited just to get access to the “exclusive” infinity comics. I’ve read all of them, and they’re just not worth the extra expense if you don’t already have an account. Said comics are either completely safe and substance-free or they reach heights of moral inversion so horrifying that I, at least, wondered what the hell the creators were thinking when they were putting them together.
Take, for example, the most egregious offender of the bunch: “X-Men: Green,” issues #5 and #6 of the X-Men infinity comic. In this story, Nature Girl decides to avenge the death of a sea turtle – and environmental degradation in general – by stabbing a random grocery store manager in the neck with a pair of scissors. Yes, you read that right: Nature Girl doesn’t investigate the real reasons why plastic pollution in the ocean is a problem (like, for example, poor sanitation in China). Instead, she opts for ecoterrorism — and targets some working-class schlub who probably has little to do with his grocery chain’s bagging decisions.
|Sea turtles are more worthy of our concern than homo sapiens. -- Marvel, 2021.|
“Is this a villain origin story?” you may ask. And yes, I wondered that too. Unfortunately, everyone else in the story (including Xavier and Wolverine) starts treating this little psychopath like she’s either a poor, misguided soul or – even more shockingly – a hero worth emulating. What the actual hell? These are not Chris Claremont’s X-Men. (Though, in fairness, those X-Men have been missing and presumed dead for quite some time.)
|That's right, kids: you should look up to violent environmental activists. They're awesome!|
But the fact that the writer picks an obvious target and outright refuses to develop his villainy in any real sense isn't even the worst aspect of this comic. No: that comes at the end, after Cap has stopped Travis and is brought before the government to explain why he destroyed the Liberty Bell in the process:
The lecture Cap delivers here basically encourages these politicians - and the reader - to be suspicious of and confrontational with the guy next door. Our real enemy, Cap says, is our fellow Americans. Other parents cheering in the stands at your local soccer game? They're possible monsters. The mom behind you at the ice cream stand? Don't trust her; she could be a threat. Allow me to be quite blunt: this is evil. This is misusing Cap to gin up further political polarization -- and maybe even foment civil war. And the true Cap would be absolutely appalled.
Suffice it to say that these infinity comics do not represent Marvel’s best. To find those, you should hit the app’s extensive back catalogue — i.e., the reason I signed up for Marvel Unlimited in the first place. At $9.99/month, this subscription is a bargain-basement way to catch up on comics from decades ago. And if you’re willing to wait for three months, you’ll eventually have access to the new comics too.