Guys, guys: Let me tell you about this comic. This comic is the definition of "What the Actual Fuck?" It involves Guy Smith ("Mr. Sensitive") and our Tony battling it out to seize possession of this brain thing -- while in the nude.
You see, said brain thing has fallen into the territory of a religious nudist colony. So when Guy and Tony show up to retrieve it, the locals insist the heroes disrobe according to the colony's custom. But wait, wait, it gets even better! Naked Guy and naked Tony don't have access to their usual armaments (because, as we've established, they're naked), so they attack each other's physical weaknesses in what is, essentially, an extended slap fight. Guy has hypersensitive skin, so Tony tries to disable him by - well - poking him and throwing grass at his face. Guy, meanwhile, attacks Tony using pressure points that fuck with Tony's abused heart and liver.
Here's a sample of the dialogue I swear I'm not making up:
Guy: Take that!
Tony: Eat finger!
Guy: MY SKIN!
Tony: MY HEART!
And here's a real, totally-not-Photoshopped panel I captured from this issue for - er - reasons:
My God, I've never laughed so hard in all my life! I don't even know where the hell this came from, but it certainly brightened my day. Why not inflict it on all of you?
In other news, I've made quite a bit of progress on that fic I first posted before the Thanksgiving break. Chapters four through seven are now up!
Smells like gay porn fan fic, not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL, yes, that's a good way to describe it.
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