Political Compass 2019: Where Do I Stand?

Happy New Year! 

To start off what I'm sure is going to be a rollicking 2019 (thanks in large part to our now divided government), I'm going to steal an idea from Sargon of Akkad and share with you my current standing on the popular Political Compass Test: 

This test, in my opinion, has several profound weaknesses. For one thing, I don't think it adequately captures the leftist authoritarianism of Current Year. To really get a good measure of that phenomenon, the test would have to make propositions such as:

• Hate speech should not be permitted in public spaces.
• Respect for a person's preferred pronouns should be legally enforced.
• If a person claims a certain gender identity, any services or public spaces designed for that gender should be made open to said person under penalty of law.
• It is sometimes necessary to turn down a highly qualified white or male candidate for a job in order to foster diversity and inclusion.

Etc., etc. I think you get the idea.

The other thing this test sorely needs is a "Not Sure" button for those of us who wobble between weak agreement and weak disagreement. In the absence of such respect for nuance, I often split the difference between related questions just to complicate the picture. I'm also going to follow Sargon's lead and explain my answers below the jump.